Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from bucketoforanges
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cupcakevevo:

duh-heo:

manga*

cupcakevevo:

duh-heo:

manga*

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Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from riskyvriskness
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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

(Source: foolishlys)

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from repressedchildhoodmemories
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pianopaint:

vociferousvic:

bloodberryandblazers:

How Domino’s Pizza Tracker Saved A Life
This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino’s Pizza tracker saved my life
I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don’t eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth… As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing:
ALWAYS choose Domino’s over pizza hut.
I had been having trouble with my now EX-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won’t go into details, but let’s just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I’ll just break it off.
Wrong.
One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino’s “WE’VE CHANGED OUR SHIT, I SWEAR WE’RE AWESOME NOW” ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot.
Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza. I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world.
Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck.
The Pizza Tracker.
Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don’t know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino’s. It’s the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza.

This is where the night got interesting.
I am on my couch, one eye on “Parks and Rec” the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
We had just entered stage 2: Prep.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
For a split second I thought, “woh that was fast,” I put my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it’s still in stage 2.
By the end of my thought, the door swung open.
Guess who.
Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker.
Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!! GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN!
I try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me “SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!”
She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It’s no use.
I decide I need to try and get to my phone. I inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me.
STAGE 4! BOX!
FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here!
She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away.
Stage 5! DELIVERY: Alejandro is delivering your pizza.
GOD SPEED ALEJENDRO!!! MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS!
Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse.
It’s been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time.
She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day.
10 more minutes go by.Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR!
SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we’re still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER , YOU’VE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino’s again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his ’98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino’s pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker.
Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didn’t panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too.

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA

WHILE I SAY GOOD GOD ALEJANDRO AND YEY FOR PIZZA TRACKER: HOW BLOODY DARE YOU SAY IT’S A BAD IDEA TO DATE A BIPOLAR GIRL. NOT EVERY BIPOLAR IS A PSYCHO. YES, THIS GIRL WAS A BIT NOT OKAY AND SHE NEEDED SOME SERIOUS HELP BUT THAT’S JUST SO MEAN AND AWFUL. IM GLAD YOU’RE ALIVE BUT PLEASE DON’T SAY AWFUL THINGS LIKE THAT. SOMEONE WITH MILD BIPOLAR DISORDERS MIGHT BE REALLY HURT BY THAT.

pianopaint:

vociferousvic:

bloodberryandblazers:

How Domino’s Pizza Tracker Saved A Life

This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino’s Pizza tracker saved my life

I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don’t eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth… As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing:

ALWAYS choose Domino’s over pizza hut.

I had been having trouble with my now EX-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won’t go into details, but let’s just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I’ll just break it off.

Wrong.

One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino’s “WE’VE CHANGED OUR SHIT, I SWEAR WE’RE AWESOME NOW” ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot.

Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza. I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world.

Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck.

The Pizza Tracker.

Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don’t know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino’s. It’s the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza.

This is where the night got interesting.

I am on my couch, one eye on “Parks and Rec” the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.

We had just entered stage 2: Prep.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

For a split second I thought, “woh that was fast,” I put my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it’s still in stage 2.

By the end of my thought, the door swung open.

Guess who.

Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker.

Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)

She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!! GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN!

I try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me “SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!”

She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It’s no use.

I decide I need to try and get to my phone. I inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me.

STAGE 4! BOX!

FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here!

She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away.

Stage 5! DELIVERY: Alejandro is delivering your pizza.

GOD SPEED ALEJENDRO!!! MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS!

Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse.

It’s been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time.

She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day.

10 more minutes go by.
Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR!

SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we’re still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER , YOU’VE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino’s again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.

Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his ’98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino’s pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker.

Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didn’t panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too.

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA

WHILE I SAY GOOD GOD ALEJANDRO AND YEY FOR PIZZA TRACKER: HOW BLOODY DARE YOU SAY IT’S A BAD IDEA TO DATE A BIPOLAR GIRL. NOT EVERY BIPOLAR IS A PSYCHO. YES, THIS GIRL WAS A BIT NOT OKAY AND SHE NEEDED SOME SERIOUS HELP BUT THAT’S JUST SO MEAN AND AWFUL. IM GLAD YOU’RE ALIVE BUT PLEASE DON’T SAY AWFUL THINGS LIKE THAT. SOMEONE WITH MILD BIPOLAR DISORDERS MIGHT BE REALLY HURT BY THAT.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from mitspeiler
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mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel

mitspeiler:

kidney-stoner:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

there were way more than i thought there would be……….

Man some statues are just way too cruel

(Source: best-of-memes)

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from craostulpa
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visionsofgray:

It’s happening. It’s really happening. The tulpamancy community is getting a formal academic study by a cognitive anthropologist.
Crossposting:



Dear Tulpamancers, I am an anthropologist and researcher in transcultural psychiatry and cognitive science at McGill University in Montreal, and am very interested in the cognitive, cultural, ontological, and therapeutic aspects of Tulpamancy. Specifically, my research on the subject seeks to:
1) understand the collective and cultural mediation of shared Tulpa representations and experiences;
2) educate the scientific community and broader public on what Tulpamancy can show us about the workings of the mind and shared intentionality with mental agents, and;
3) explore the implications of non-disruptive Tulpa practice for mental health therapy.
I would be interested in speaking with experienced Tulpamancers about their experience. Next steps of the project might involve in person focus groups and brain scans, so Tulpamancer from the Montreal area are of particular interest. Participants’ anonymity will be guaranteed. Prospective participants may contact me at samuel.veissiere@mcgill.ca
Thank you in advance.
Dr. Samuel Veissière

Spread the word, and sound the trumpets. SOUND ALL THE TRUMPETS.

visionsofgray:

It’s happening. It’s really happening. The tulpamancy community is getting a formal academic study by a cognitive anthropologist.

Crossposting:

Dear Tulpamancers, I am an anthropologist and researcher in transcultural psychiatry and cognitive science at McGill University in Montreal, and am very interested in the cognitive, cultural, ontological, and therapeutic aspects of Tulpamancy. Specifically, my research on the subject seeks to:

1) understand the collective and cultural mediation of shared Tulpa representations and experiences;

2) educate the scientific community and broader public on what Tulpamancy can show us about the workings of the mind and shared intentionality with mental agents, and;

3) explore the implications of non-disruptive Tulpa practice for mental health therapy.

I would be interested in speaking with experienced Tulpamancers about their experience. Next steps of the project might involve in person focus groups and brain scans, so Tulpamancer from the Montreal area are of particular interest. Participants’ anonymity will be guaranteed. Prospective participants may contact me at samuel.veissiere@mcgill.ca

Thank you in advance.

Dr. Samuel Veissière

Spread the word, and sound the trumpets. SOUND ALL THE TRUMPETS.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from notsoshortserket
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vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

(via via bg4Po.jpg 496×672 pixels)

WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

(via via bg4Po.jpg 496×672 pixels)

WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from nunona
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transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.
transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.
transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.
transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.

transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.

(Source: rosetylear)

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from nunona
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hauntedmilk:

blamemisha:

blamemisha:

How do you kill Dean Winchester?

Kill Sam Winchester

image

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from repressedchildhoodmemories
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pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from sei-seragecko
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Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from sei-seragecko
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saccharinesylph:

cosmickonett:

I just wanted to draw a Vriska.
Last time I drew a single Vriska was 2 months ago. I need to setup up this drawing business.

Awuu, hi baby.

saccharinesylph:

cosmickonett:

I just wanted to draw a Vriska.

Last time I drew a single Vriska was 2 months ago. I need to setup up this drawing business.

Awuu, hi baby.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from sei-seragecko
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imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP going grocery shopping and arguing about which flavour of ice cream to get.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from heatherbishopus
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methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

Reblogged on 21 Jul 2014 from terminalycapricorn53
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PETITION TO OUTLAW HOMESTUCK AND ARREST ALL OF ITS FANS

strangelingincarnate:

mechanicaljester:

The Homestucks have destroyed our homes, burned our crops, and poisoned the minds of our young for too long! It’s time to end the madness!

New drinking game: Take a shot for every Homestuck who reblogs this.

Reblogged on 21 Jul 2014 from terminalycapricorn53
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1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside